The Dreaded Revisions (also known as
chocolate and wine time!)
I’d love to tell you that was true. That chocolate and wine make the revisions
easy. Unfortunately revisions go much
more like this…
1.
Check methodically for email
from editor (constantly refresh email
inbox for around 3 weeks)
2.
Smile when email pings into box
(stomach turns over in case she’s hated
manuscript)
3.
Open email (hot sweats, cold sweats, palpitations, can’t
read it)
4.
Read email (read email)
5.
Try to breathe (I CAN’T DO THAT!!!!)
6.
Try to be rational (All hope is lost, my book sucks, I hate it,
she hates it, the world will hate it).
7.
Ignore email and get on with
life (no matter how much I clean, cook
dinners for kids, iron, do washing, socialise, these revisions are spinning
around in my head).
8.
Find a whole host of priorities
that you’ve ignored for at least a year (those
cupboards have to be emptied, the walls in that room need painted now!, there’s
definitely a mark on my new sofa – spend hours on the internet to find a way to
get rid of mark – oh, wait, it was the way the light was coming in the window).
9.
Go in the shower (because the shower is the place that
revisions start to make sense. It’s also
usually the only place in the house I get 5 minutes peace. All those things that I couldn’t do start to
circulate in my brain).
10. Decide to make some small changes to the manuscript that seem
manageable and not too major (do a few of
the things the editor suggested).
11. Rethink how one scene works and put in some more layers to deepen
the emotion here (This scene *might* have lacked a little sparkle and I *might*
have already known that).
12. I definitely still can’t do THAT (but now it’s beginning to rattle around in
my brain and annoy me).
13. Wonder if my book is starting to look at a bit better (think if I have to read another single word
of this manuscript I might cry).
14. Decide it might be time to wash inside the windows, take all the
curtains down and wash them – even though they won’t fit in the washing machine
and are dry clean only, strip all the beds and wash the bedclothes, empty the kids
wardrobes and make them try on every item of clothing to see if it still fits,
wonder if I should try a new fad diet (THAT
thing is really starting to annoy me. I
might try and do just a little of it.)
15. I hate my hero, I hate my heroine, I hate the setting, I hate the
heroine’s cat/dog/mouse/best friend/baby. (I
can’t bear to look at this again because I think I’m going to have to change
THAT).
16. Change THAT because it wasn’t as bad as I thought and now it might
make perfect sense even though I will never admit that. EVER.
17. I love my book. I love my
hero. I love my heroine. I love my setting. I love my editor (but if I have to read this manuscript again I’m taking it out into the
back garden and setting fire to it).
18. Press send. Drink wine. Eat chocolate. Forget all about book.
19. Six months later the copy edits arrive for manuscript. (I LOVE this book. I’d forgotten I’d put that
in there – I really love this!).
20. Start the whole process again…
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When the closest person tycoon Callan McGregor has to a father dies, it's down to him to organize the inheritance of Annick Castle. And the most suitable candidate seems to be stunning lawyer Laurie Jenkins.
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lol! Ahh, this is pretty much spot-on. I think my house is cleanest when I have revisions to be working on :)
ReplyDeleteI've even been known to regrout the tiles in the bathroom Meradeth, hours of avoidance!
DeleteLove this! Makes me feel better about all those stages!
ReplyDeleteThanks Jemi, happens every single time, still waiting for it to stop!
DeleteI know the "I can't do that!" feeling well. ;) I have that reaction to every editorial letter. Of course after I panic for a while, I realize my editor is right.
ReplyDeleteIt's the way it initially seems horrific - it would ruin the story. Then ever so slowly it starts to creep into your thoughts...
Deletehaha, this was wonderful! Man, can I relate. I washed my duvet once. lol forgot it's full of feathers that stink when they're wet.
ReplyDeleteOh no! It's the handmade curtains - they've never looked the same since I put them in the washing machine!
DeleteHa! Isn't that the truth? I don't know what it is about editors, but they're always right! ;0)
ReplyDeleteThink there's only been once I've disagreed. I did most of what she wanted and a little bit of 'that'.
DeleteLove it. Writing and editing takes procrastination to the next level - always! Caroline x
ReplyDeleteThank you Caroline, I'm delighted you recognise the signs!
DeleteLOL! Yep, that's pretty much how it goes with revisions, especially the part about finding anything else to do other than revisions.
ReplyDeleteBet you never thought you could find so many other important things to do...
DeleteAnd I thought it was just me!! So glad I'm not alone.
ReplyDeleteRachael - it's definitely not just you!
ReplyDeleteI have to handle revisions one comment at a time with breaks in between. Going through page after page at once just gets me all stressed! If I know I'm just checking off one comment, I don't feel overwhelmed when I open up my manuscript!
ReplyDeleteBest of luck to Scarlet on her new release!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Amen. The suggestions always have to sit for a few days before I'm ready to acknowledge their existence. =)
ReplyDeleteSo fun to read Scarlet's editing process! She made me laugh. One thing is for sure- editing is a lot of work but so worth it in the end. :) Wishing Scarlet the best of luck.
ReplyDeleteHi Scarlet, best of luck with your book. I enjoyed this article, it was fun.
ReplyDeleteHi Kelly.
Great post, I much prefer the idea of it being known as Chocolate Time.
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